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How I Lost 10 Pounds in 53 Years: A Memoir

Description

•Kaye Ballard, a showbiz legend, shares her amazing stories

From burlesque to vaudeville to big bands and nightclubs, from movies to television to Broadway, Kaye Ballard has seen it all and done it all. Now she tells it all, in a gossipy, upbeat memoir filled with great anecdotes about hanging out at the Actor’s Studio with Marlon Brando...playing Greenwich Village cabarets in the 1950s...performing with Lenny Bruce at the Hungry i...doing live television in the 1950s and The Mothers-in-Law in the 1960s. Meet Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Bette Davis, Barbra Streisand, Doris Day, Judy Garland, Rogers and Hammerstein, Paul Lynde, Jimmy Durante, Bert Lahr, and practically everyone else in showbiz in the last sixty years, through the eyes and distinctive voice of the inimitable Kaye Ballard. Affectionate, amazing, and impossible to put down, How I Lost 10 Pounds in 53 Years is a wonderful tribute to a legendary trouper and her times.

Reviews

Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2009-09-15
Summary: "Fun read!"

I don't know why but I've always loved Kaye Ballard. I was a little girl, but boy I still remember her sitcom, the Mothers-in-Law and wish it would come out on DVD! I understand now, from her book, that because the show didn't run for 3 years, it didn't go into syndication, hence, no reruns!
The book was so fun, lively, sweet, and informative. Kaye has some great stories to tell! Her path crossed with many luminaries of the stage and screen. I had forgotten she did all those great impressions! I was moved by her stories about her "Chubbette" days as a child. I, too, am from the type of family that doesn't think you are healthy unless you're twenty pounds overweight.

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Rating: 1 / 5
Date: 2009-06-11
Summary: "The only thing that made me laugh was the title"

I bought this book because of all the rave reviews, but the reviewers must have been reading a different book! The depth of remembrances in this book amount to "I remember so and so. He was very talented. He was a good friend and was very protective of me. I learned a lot from him." Boring! Or "I went up against so and so. She must have known I would get the part, but she was a good sport." Boring! You do not really learn anything about anyone but Kaye, and she is just not that interesting. A much more interesting book is "Chloris" which is surprisingly witty and filled with wonderful stories!

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Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2008-10-29
Summary: "A must read! Kaye Ballard is such an entertainer - and a philosopher!"

I remember Kaye Ballard from The Mothers In Law, in which she starred with Eve Arden, and from the Doris Day Show - however, she had a complete career before this that I was never aware of. It seems as if Kaye has known all of the big stars, and told about some of them - she also is a character that you walk away from admiring for following her own path, and not worrying excessively about 'her career" but just being happy to continue working, doing what she loved doing - I never got to meet Ann Sothern - I hope to meet Kaye Ballard someday - who is still active and having fun!

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Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2007-09-02
Summary: "How I laughed in 10 days while reading this book . . ."

I recently read Ms. Ballard's memoir in 10 days while I was staying with my parents as my mother recovered from knee replacement surgery. It was the perfect book to read during this time--very funny and light--but also an honest, heartfelt tale. If you don't know who Kaye Ballard is, well, you should. She's a wonderful comic actress who's starred in films (The Ritz), on TV (Cinderella, The Doris Day Show, The Mothers-in-Law) and on stage (The Golden Apple, Carnival, The Pirates of Penzance, Follies). I saw her perform back in the '90s in a small cabaret called Toulouse in Chicago (now sadly closed). It was a horrible snowy night--and my friends and I were the only ones who braved the elements to see her show. And so Ms. Ballard--being the classy, talented dame that she is--performed for us. We all LOVED her--and you will LOVE her book. The lady knows how to write an honest, entertaining account of her fascinating life. So sit back, relax and let Kaye tell you all about her legendary 60-year career. You'll have a wonderful time--I know I did.

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Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2007-04-10
Summary: "How I Lost 10 Pounds in 53 Years: A Memoir-by Kaye Ballard"

Loved it. Wish she had written more, could read her stories forever!!!! She is too funny...